Friday, April 25, 2014

DC Chillin'

Kickin' in the door and I'm everybody problem

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I'm heading up to DC today to reunite with my two best friends from college! (And to stalk Wale, obvz)

Abby and Allie both live in DC (which means I always have major #FOMO) and it's been too long since we've all been together, so a reunion was in order.

Abby, me, Allie

We all happened to live in the same suite our freshman year of college (Elon University) and have been inseparable ever since. Somehow we earned the nickname Triple Threat and people would even refer to us as one entity. I mean, even Elon knows what's up.

The Triple Threat will forever be a part of Elon's history

Needless to say I am beyond excited for this weekend which will likely include too many mimosas to count, sleepovers, drunk crying (Abby), drunk running (Allie) and drunk eating (#guilty). Plus I'll get to see many other college friends! Because apparently after you graduate Elon, you move to DC - I obviously missed this memo.

Selfie mirror flip fail... #egar is the new #rage

I'd also just like to mention that I will be travelling via Megabus. ($30 round trip - can you beat it??) But I have had some creepy experiences with them in the past, so please cross your fingers that I'll be the sketchiest person on the bus.

Hope everyone lets loose this weekend! Just remember Wale's words of wisdom - bad girls ain't no good, and the good girls ain't no fun.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Things are getting serious...

It's thirsty Thursday my friends! Grab a beer and buckle up - the weekend is almost here! Hallelujah!

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NeNe, you read my mind.

Anyways...

So in an effort for anyone reading this to get to know me a little better, I decided to fill you in on my personal life.

I met someone.

We've known each other for almost a year now and things are heating up.

I mean we sleep together almost every night...if that doesn't mean it's serious, what does?!

Ok, his name is Dexter and he is a devilishly dapper little fellow with a quick temper and a penchant for licking his butt.

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"Hey girl, ya diggin' this bod?"

HA. Hope you got that I was talking about my cat or that could have been awkward - although there have been more than a few boys in my life that fit that description...ah but I digress.

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"Come at me, ladies"

I'm fully aware that being a single gal in your twenties with a pet cat earns you the title of "future crazy cat lady" and I'm strangely okay with that.

Now excuse me while I go cuddle with my man...err I mean cat.

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Kitty #selfie FTW

Meow.

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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Cupcakes or Peanut Butter Cups

DEAR WORLD,

Here I am, here I be, please oh please befriend me.

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So all of my closest friends are too busy for me married or in a serious relationship. I have finally come to terms with this fact after many years of denial.  So instead of sending them approximately 1,878,961 texts about whatever pops in my head during the day I have decided to take the leap and PUT IT ALL ON THE INTERNET for the world to judge. You're welcome, world. (Also, in case it's not painfully obvious, I have no idea what I'm doing...)

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No, please come back! I promise I'm not that bad!

So for my first topic, I would just like to let you know that I am addicted to candy.

"Hello, my name is Liz and I eat all the Easter candy"
"Hi Liz"

Seriously, it's a problem that requires immediate attention.

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Whether it's peeps, Reese's peanut butter eggs, chocolate rabbits, or Sweet Tarts, I want it all and I want it now!



I feel you, Mike Donnelly. I feel you.
(I should also note that I believe any Chris Farley movie should be classified as an instant classic)


Thank you for bearing with me. I promise to write better posts in the future, but I can't promise that they won't be about candy... *que sugar crash*

Catch ya on the flip!